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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Anyone else hoping that a video surfaces just so we can make the conservatives watch it? Bonus points if he refers to the couch as Flipper while borking it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone else hoping that a video surfaces just so we can make the conservatives watch it?

The new Rick Roll is inserting footage of JD Vance fucking a couch in between scenes of Hunter Biden fucking a prostitute.

Once Republicans regain power, these will be the only two legal forms of pornography.

[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Ai might be useful afterall

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Double bonus if he shames and belittles the couch for not getting pregnant, and says if it were up to him, it would not be allowed to vote

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Put that shit up on a screen like what happened to the old and wrinkled Italian regime. Tifa up there screaming, giving heart attacks to poor old men, that scene was so obscene.

Now imagine the travesty, bunch of out the closet conservatives projecting their desires, watching what transpires as JD Vance has a relationship with an entire set. They're the ones that must bear witness to that.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

“Guess we know why they call it a blow hole now, don’t we you stupid fucking cetacean”