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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.

Yes, I know I'm overthinking this joke about Amazon's ridiculous pricing.

[–] Rooki@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here i will need 50$ for logging and 40$ for Github Security Scan in a nutshell