"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!"

-Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Some old Pastafarian: "Uuuuse the forks!"

White House erupts into a giant mushroom cloud. Like, literal mushrooms, and trace amounts of marinara and noodles.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Linguine con Funghi

[–] gimsy@feddit.it 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Funghi

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You’re a fun guy

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 1 month ago

Tx!