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[โ€“] toofpic@lemmy.world 85 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

We (30-40yo guys) just played soccer, and there were too few of us. So we invited some kids who were hanging around on the fields. Well, fuck...
(The ball flies away)
Kid: I'll bring it back! (sprints after the ball like I'm not sprinting during the attack, then proceeds to run like that for the next hour)
We were only better like a pickup truck is better when it collides with a motorcycle

[โ€“] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

There is a reason endurance athletes skew older while performance athletes skew younger