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Why spend money on ChatGPT? (feddit.org)

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[–] aard@kyu.de 78 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

[–] LordTrychon@startrek.website 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Omg lol

'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'

[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[–] LordTrychon@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago

Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!