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My mom used to tell my brother's and I to eat vegetables that were longer than they are wide because it's good for growing an ankle duster.
.... Am... Am I understanding correctly that your mother told you and you brother , regularly, to eat dick shaped vegetables so you could grow a long shlong?
Spot on! I take it your mother didn't off that advice?
Well my sisters and I don't have that kind of equipment, so no.
Was she your first ๐ฅฐ
Mother? Yes. There was another one that came later.
You are motherfucker
That's a smart mom.
The what
Eat long veg, grow long dong.
Yeah I know what it means. Don't you think that's a little strange coming from mom? Bow chicka wow wow ๐ฝ