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[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  1. Take over a failing company
  2. Hold a shareholder meeting
  3. Show the line going down
  4. Turn the chart upside down
  5. Become a hero to the shareholders