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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago (5 children)

When I worked IT, our honeywell rep used to swing by at random and bring the entire building doughnuts. And I'm not talking gas station doughnuts, I'm talking doughnuts from the best bakery in the state (which happened to be local). Perhaps, not surprisingly we used a lot of honeywell stuff. It isn't hard to bribe IT guys.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Honeywell's consumer products are trash

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, their comercial ones are getting that way too. Like who the hell needs a touchscreen on an industrial thermal printer; thats just one more thing to easily break in an industrial environment. And god forbid you want a replacement touch screen because a new one is half the cost of a new printer.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's because implementing an existing touch screen module and then telling a bunch of code monkeys in a 3rd world country to write a barely functional UI for it is actively cheaper than engineering, sourcing, assembling and testing keypads with physical buttons or even a membrane keyboard these days

using a touch screen also means they can put the same mass produced PCB into 40 different products instead of needing a custom button pattern for each. just tell the code monkeys to update the UI. there's a lot of economic arguments for the use of touch screens, but it sure doesn't make the field worker's lives any easier.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a lot of it is just using the name via licensing.. not made by them.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

That still says something about their vetting and quality control.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And there is a lot of fake stuff when looking for their products as well.

Took me multiple tries to get some genuine? ptm7950, or at least one that actually works.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Man that takes me back. The best PTM-7950 I ever had was back in ‘88

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's why they need the donut bribe.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

Took way too long for me to remember that they did more than make thermostats when reading your comment.

Like, I know they do, but I pass my Honeywell thermostat multiple times daily so my brain immediately got confused as to why an IT team needed to regularly buy thermostats to the point a salesman was involved.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

Colleague messages me: I need your help with something, are you available?

Me: What is it? I'll fit it in somewhere

Colleague: I've got choclate cookies

Me: I'll be right over

[–] owsei@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

An anti-virus company's rep comes by every couple of months, always bringing stuff that we distribute randomly.

I have a water bottle, bag, notebook (paper, not computer kind), and backpack already :)

[–] Killer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

My HP rep would buy me lunch every now and then and me and him would always talk about how bad their printers are.