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It summons a 30ft glass of "lemonade" carved from a solid chunk of topaz that crushes anything beneath it for 40xd6 damage. Anything still alive will be rich after selling the huge lemonade glass shaped topaz crystal.
get your spells in quick, ladies and germs, because once wizards pick up on this the price of topaz is gonna plummet