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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Um, most guns hold more than 1 round...

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Octopuses own muskets for home defense

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As the founding fathers intended.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Tally-Ho lads!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most he would be able to operate would be 4…unless they were already loaded and primed

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, NOW we're going to get technical?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Fine, but you have to find the octopus that can hold and shoot just one gun.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Have you ever seen an octopus shooting a gun and not immediately letting it fall down?

[–] Skua@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

True, but the octopus does not actually have any hands. As such, the octopus has no guns, and is one short of the minimum necessary to shoot the cat

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

All those arms and not a thumb in sight

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

The cat is so fast that even if it gets hit 8 times it will still defeat the octopus before it can shoot again...