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"Do you know how many spells are just recycled incantations?" (media.kbin.social)

submitted 5 months ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

"What the fuck? why is this spell trying to access your Patron directly? Theres no reason it cant run off your local mana reserves"

"Wow I made the pact with the creature from the abyss to get my powers, and now it wants a monthly sacrifice in order to keep use them?"

"How does a simple "create water" spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?"

"Ah fuck how do I change the incantation for my spell again? Let me search the the orb real quick...."

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

"How does a simple "create water" spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?"

And that's how the backdoor (literal) in the xzutils material component was discovered.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

"Why would you use Elvish for an earth-spell?? Dwarven is clearly the more appropriate language, especially if it's an incantation"

"It's fine like it is! It works, ok?"

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

groan... it's meant to be fantasy! Why do i have to subscribe to 15 patrons to get access to the spells i want?