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[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I love how happy the punchline made them

[โ€“] Zaros@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.

[โ€“] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Buuuuut Caaaarrrrrl!

Wrong animal I know....but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

long necks, and love to eat human faces!

The entirety of the "what I'm looking for" portion of my dating site profile.

[โ€“] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Shame I'm married then

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