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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Im happy single so one of y’all can have this one.

Are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

Savage one. If you see two girls in a club, go over and ask the one you are NOT interested in if they’d like to dance. When they say yes, say go on then I’ll keep your friend company.

[–] ngn@lemy.lol 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and whats the plan when they say no

Can you get hold of zip ties and how is your stomach for blood?