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What's your best pick up line? (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by lemmylem@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The longest relationship I ever had started this way: we were at a mutual friend's house with a bunch of our friends. I introduced myself, then sat across the room from them, in a big comfortable chair, and I fell asleep while looking at them. For some reason they thought this was charming.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

???????????? lmao

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

"I could pick up girls even in my sleep"