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Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Meuzzin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember all the signs from Revelations, but I'm pretty sure one of them is seven trumpets playing as the sky gets their fuckery on. We obviously needed more brass bands playing. I think these guys could bring on the end times next eclipse.

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