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Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Meuzzin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Check it out - we drill a huge hole through the moon, and put a giant magnifying glass in it. Then, next time there's an eclipse...

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Makes me think, do we have eyes on the dark side of the moon right now? What's stopping aliens from just squatting there without us knowing?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 16 points 5 months ago

Land lords hate this one simple trick

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

There is a decade old documentary about this exact thing happening.

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

So many goddamn lens flares. I always thought that was just a meme, but damn.

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Here you go.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

It's not dark, we just can't see it from Earth. And yes, its fully mapped out.