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[–] mondoman712@lemmy.ml 90 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Time travel is a prerequisite but don't worry, you can just

from __future__ import antigravity
[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Future libraries still makes me laugh.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's literally this comic, five years and a research team later.

[–] dandroid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

It's funny how solvable that problem is now. I remember seeing that comic, I think over a decade ago now, and thinking about how true it was. It really shows you have far we've come in CS.

[–] tofubl@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More like all the research teams.

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago
[–] mac@infosec.pub 16 points 5 months ago

"I also sampled everything in the medicine cabinet"

This made me smile.

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

From the hovertext: "I wrote 20 short programs in Python yesterday. It was wonderful. Perl, I'm leaving you."

After years of a dozen other languages, I finally tried Perl the other day.

Never again, if I can help it.