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[โ€“] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro, it's a trillion ton bridge. You're comparing a bug flying into a windshield and telling me the windshield should break. R u serious 4 real?

Huyuck. Sorry for that. But this is the kind of shit you're going to have to deal with. So you better have an answer for it.

[โ€“] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

"If I hit your kneecap with a hammer, I'm only taking out one support, but your hole ass is hitting the ground" seems like a good response