But do you understand how much money you can make if you make them paid Add-ons or subscription based?!?! Think of the money! Think of the riches!

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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[–] unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

$29.99? Must've been a formatting issue because there should be some more numbers out front or at least tell me we've got a premium solution with a 60% guarantee

[–] unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago

Good point. Disregard my earlier comment