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programmer job in a nutshell (lemmy.world)
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[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago

I was Haskalling for that one. I need to Go and shake off the Rust, maybe work on my Lisp to make sure people React well.

Node what I'm saying?

[-] 0xD@infosec.pub 19 points 3 months ago

Not Ruby sure what you're saying, but I dream of getting strangled by a Python that can't C#. 🤤

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

If the devs are really exhausted and sad you can't go wrong with bringing them a Java while they're dealing with their latest Brainf**k . Knowing various languages helps you to C#, as long as you take good care of your eyes!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

React well

That can only be some sort of evil Scheme, a rather Basic one. I can't even Assembly the proper words to describe the Brainfuck

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