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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

My dad has a lot from growing up in a small farming community in Kansas:

“Shakin like a dog shittin prune seeds.”

“I gotta piss like a race horse.”

“So dumb you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.”

[–] Baahb@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades" is the opening of an alkaline trio song. They're out of Chicago, so I don't think this is local to small town Kansas. Also I'm from Texas and piss like a racehorse was fairly common.

[–] ImInPhx@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

Was going to say the same! Although I like Hot Water Music’s cover Radio a bit more than the original.

https://youtu.be/VoiriTImRt0

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We have variants of those in northern England too. Shaking like a shitting dog and pissing like a police horse.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Southern US, heard police horse but racehorse is more common. But my family's was always "gotta piss like a pregnant woman" and "gotta piss so bad my back teeth are floating"

[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I once heard a coworker say: "if brains were gunpowder, they couldn't blow their nose".

A friend will occasionally say "that'll make you take back shit you never stole", which apparently means the thing (whatever he was talking about) was good.