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My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"
Aussie slang is weapons grade language. They're not here to fuck spiders
They truly have mastered the language and then elevated it to obscene heights.
Australian slang is fast becoming an arrogant edifice of human endeavour that god will have to one day topple or admit defeat. I for one suspect god is here to fuck spiders, and he may even be a drongo
I have always enjoyed "I could eat the north end of a south bound skunk"