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[–] Ravioli@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Usually made of plastic, and not nearly the same thing as the ridges on a bumpercart. Besides, point being... It really is as easy as "just don't drop it". And yeah, "just drive carefully" would save a lot of lives similarly.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just don't die.

Really, it's as simple as just don't fail.

Just don't have accidents.

Just don't get sick.

Just don't be sad.

Just don't make mistakes.

Just don't…

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Humanities biggest pitfall is the hypocrisy to believe one can control random chance...