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[–] ReaderTunesOctopus@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (7 children)
  • pinch your nose and try to breathe through it
  • Count your fingers
  • Check a clock
  • Read text
[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • Ask how you got here.
  • Ask where/what/why.
  • Try to observe stillness.
  • Stare at one item for way too long and watch it gain detail.
  • Ask strangers impossible questions about your self.
  • Close your eyes and see if you remember opening them.
  • Check if text and numbers change or fail to stay tell a coherent idea.
  • Do not disturb the second ones as it just wakes you up.
  • Just confidently Harry Potter your ass though a wall, it will work if you convince yourself.
  • Stare at your hand for too long, 5 is hard to keep track of.
  • Look in a mirror and watch your brain short out a bit.
  • Hit a light switch a few times, see if lights break reality.
[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Adding to this:

  • Phones/computers never work correctly
[–] Labonnie@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gosh, I have that recurring theme that I want/need to call 112 (European 911) but mistype every time... Three digits. But I will fail every time.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Trust me, you won't fuck up if you ever need to.

How do I know? Have called multiple times.

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