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Movies vs life (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by macha@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

[–] milkjug@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

[–] milkjug@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if your bits touch.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What if they byte?