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[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 72 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago

Just remember that I stuck my neck out for you. We've got a lot work coming in and I'll need you to pick up some of the slack. Who knows, maybe this time next year you could be a team leader and switch over to salary. It opens a lot of opportunities.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Oh shit, I didn't know you were on my last performance review call.

[–] EddieTee77@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Holy shit are you my boss because that exact conversation happened to me last year!