Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by lambdabeta@lemmy.ca to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

NSFW for potential topic sensitivity I guess.

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don't rinse that then what even are you doing? I'm not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Piss-flaps.

They're called piss-flaps.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Only if there's piss on them. Which there shouldn't be.