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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I could save up and buy a savannah cat every decade. But there's only one person who's ever going to be my kid. You know what I think when I look at my kid?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

That's an exotic pet. Fuck a leopard.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if you hadn't fucked a leopard your kid wouldn't have been so weird.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

Anyone who would fuck a leopard seems likely to have a weird kid no matter who/what they have it with.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When it comes to pets, exotic refers to uncommon. Kids are the most common of pets.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In a lot of US cities, I think dogs have surpassed kids as the more common pet.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seems to be the case here in Seattle and I very much approve. I'm one of those people, in fact. My dogs are so much quieter and easier to train than children are.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Easier to train than adult dog owners, too! A truly impressive amount of Seattle dog owners think "no dogs allowed on the play field" means "designated off-leash dog park".