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[โ€“] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will pray for your disbelief and hope his noodly appendages will one day open your eyes

[โ€“] vexikron@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I ask only that his grace fill my empty cup, fill my mortal soul with his divine marinara sauce, for I am a penitent man wronged, an honorable man falsely besmirched, and a faithful lover of too many a woman later to fall into accursed witchcraft, madness and debauchery.

I ask only for some tangible morsel of proof.

Some... tasty meal, for my impoverished stomach.