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Air Canada passenger opens cabin door, falls out of plane before takeoff at YYZ (globalnews.ca)

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[–] Spitfire@pawb.social 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

But it says open! You cant just not open it! It’s like putting a shiny red button in front of me and telling me to not push it.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Douglas Adams write a bit around that in one of his books? It says, "Warning: Do not look into laser with remaining eyeball," or something to that effect?

[–] chaos@beehaw.org 2 points 8 months ago

I think that joke's been around for a while, but there is the Terry Pratchett line about how if you had a button with a sign next to it saying "pressing this button will end the world, do not touch," the ink wouldn't even have time to dry.

[–] ripcord@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

A jolly, CANDY-like button!

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Jesus Christ. That's how you go through life, isn't it?