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[–] AttackBunny@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Already know the answer, but how do women even possibly piss on the toilet seat? It SHOULD be physically impossible, unless I’m an idiot and doing it wrong.

[–] Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s because some women squat on the seat instead of sitting on it. Which gets the seat dirty which makes women squat so they don’t touch the dirty seat, which gets it dirty, ad infinitum.

[–] AttackBunny@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Totally. As I said, I always knew the answer. In fact, I said it on the place that shall not be named, and all the seat pissers all got their panties in a bunch. Which got them all trying to flame me.

Still gross.