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Based on originaLucifer's post. And thanks to zeppo for the spelling correction.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago (4 children)

That business model is exclusive to extremely physiologically addictive drugs, like heroin and meth. Is that generally your market?

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it's your first time. Free drugs for a while.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also tell them it's your birthday.

[–] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it's really embarrassing.

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