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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day? (programming.dev)
submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 97 points 11 months ago (5 children)

"Fix"

[–] obrenden@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago (3 children)

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

[–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"updates"

[–] dukk@programming.dev 18 points 11 months ago

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way"

[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My butterfly was having a bad day so I can't be sure, sorry

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic.

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

git commit -m $(date)

[–] akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered.

Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there's even a jira at that location/number 🤔

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

'fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier'