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It's frankly amazing that these two emotions can be reconciled long enough for anyone to find love.
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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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I once went on a date with a girl and when I got to the bar there were four of her friends at the table! They left once they made sure I wasn't a murderer.
How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn't murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.
Well, I guess it was because I looked just like the pictures I sent her and was calm and polite.