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[–] AlijahTheMediocre@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This man probably hesitates to pick up a screwdriver when assembling IKEA furniture

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

It's for the best we wouldn't want him to hurt himself.

[–] ironeagl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Phillips heads have a cross on it, and you probably shouldn't use a cross like that so they're a no-go. Jesus was nailed to the cross, so using nails is bad. You better be safe and just not drive anything into wood for that matter...