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Why would a fly land on something like this? (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by polle@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] superkret@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

$ alias vim='timeout 600 vim'

[–] odium@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

alias vim='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root'

You ought to be punished for your transgressions

[–] kbotc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That prompts in most modern distros. You should pipe it to sshpass.

[–] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been using Linux professionally for a couple of decades and using it altogether since like 1996. I never knew about the timeout command. I'm gonna have some fun with that.

I wonder if I can set someone's shell to it...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Always -k. Ask nicely but unsheathe the katana, just in case.