Programmer Humor

32361 readers

287 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

803

Average TS developer (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

133 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Two questions immediately come to mind. 1) Would you buy the cyanide if it was on the list. 2) Where does one casually buy cyanide? I can't imagine a case where I'd need some, but it would be handy to know if I ever did.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I know you used to be able to get it for pest control, but maybe not anymore. You could also make it the old-fashioned way with molten washing soda. It can be used to make Prussian blue, for one thing.

Obviously take all necessary precautions, especially keeping NaCN away from acids.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Just one word: Apples.