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I gotta say... the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago (24 children)

A dagger does d4 damage. A dagger is not a small knife, it's like 8 inches of blade. Compared to that, a human bite should be like a d2 on the high side.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The thing with human mouths, though, is that they're gross. A dagger will fuck you up, but a mouth may hurt at the time, and then later it's ✨BACTERIA TIME✨. I think maybe they can get a little bonus for that.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

+1 toxic damage.

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