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[–] teft@startrek.website 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

So this isn't as insane as it looks.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those other entries are all insane.

Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like "Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?" and "What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?"

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think it's meant to be serious. It's probably a collection of old "wives' takes" or something like that.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Heh heh yeah it's uh obviously not meant to be taken seriously...

Dammit

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Drops of blood, not units