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Use anti diarrhea medication, for example Loperamide, it's available in every normal pharmacy (found it in France and Germany, no idea where you are). It will basically numb all your muscles in your gut and it will become impossible to poop.
For three days that should be fine, but you should reduce your food volume a bit.
This is unhealthy and stupid!!! But it works and is not crazy dangerous for your body.
P.S.:I guess you should just overcome your social fears and poop like a normal person.
So long as we're giving this kind of advice, I don't know why we're stopping at loperamide
OP, heroin and other psychotropic opioids do the exact same thing. They're much cheaper and more fun.
You could also superglue your anus shut. Fun imho but many will disagree
My man went all in haha
I love the escalation in this comment
I'll definitely grant you "more fun", but cheaper??? Either you need a new Immodium guy or I need a new heroin guy....
I mean, I definitely need a new heroin guy, but that's not the point and has nothing to do with OP, lol
Is there a healthy way to not shit for 3 days by force?