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I'm trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

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[–] DWin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I tmux my vim session so I never have to exit it, I just end the session and NOTHING OF NOTE HAPPENS

[–] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just all those left over swap files I forget about because they are in every one of my dot ignore files.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

Aka "vim turds"

[–] samson@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sgh@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] samson@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

But importantly the swp files in my home directory are gone, along with all my rc files but who needs them

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 10 months ago
set swapfile
set dir=~/.cache

No, i just googled it.

[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] uis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What if SIGTERM not enough? Kill nine times. Like this: killall -9 vim. Congratulations, comrade, you have passed KGB exam.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmm never thought of it like that. Unix programs are actually cats, and sometimes you have to kill all nine of their lives to really end them.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, one of them literally have name cat, so you can kill all the cats with killall -9 cat

[–] DWin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

You monster, I prefer denial