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[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There’s also that long time senior dev who’s overly confident in their abilities and force pushes production breaking code directly to master.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Nah, they’re the one who’s contributing most to the project. Mostly because their code is so garbage no one else can work with it. But that’s not a thing the managers take into account.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeet that shit into main. Who needs unit tests, it works on my computer?

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it works in my mind it’s ready for production

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

YOLOdev is the best way to dev

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

This shit happened the other week for me. Senior dev pushed the shittiest JS code without testing the day of a production install and it caused us to have to roll back the install after it very predictably caused a bunch of crashes for pages on our public site. Worst part is, the entirety of what he wrote could've been implemented as a CSS media query