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[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This sounds like something James Mickens would write.

My favourite by him: The Night Watch (PDF)

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My God, that's hilarious, thank you for sharing it. I enjoyed "I am like the Statue of Liberty: I accept everyone, even the wretched and the huddled and people who enjoy Haskell."

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Whoops, I accidentally deleted my comment. Here's the link again for posterity: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf