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I love it when I have to scream at a computer (lemmy.world)

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

MS SQL Server has this thing called Replication. It's a feature to keep tables in sync between databases, and even database servers. There's merge replication (two way), snapshot replication (one way scheduled publishing), and transaction replication (one way live-ish publishing).

And the logic is all implemented in T-SQL stored procedures.

I fucking hate it.