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What a great start ! (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, doing your workday in 1-2hr is ADHD?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not ADHD, AGILE. The 1-2 hours between ceremonies is all you have left.

[–] WordenPond@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Windex007 another planning meeting Is this the one where we plan our planning meetings?

@Wats0ns @b3nsn0w

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No it's our retrospective meeting to evaluate our learnings from our meeting where we planned our planning meeting.

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ceremonies? what kind of cult do you work at?

but yeah, i have like two standups a week, we're not that organized

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my sweet sweet child...

[–] webghost0101@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

In general thats an exaggeration but depending on the job, tasks and especially how much your coworkers understand your task.

I am adhd+autism and there are days where I completel 80% in the first hour before everyone else arrives and its nice and quite and i am still caffeinated. Then i struggle the remainer of the day to finnish