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What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 8 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.

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[–] wintermute@feddit.de 36 points 8 months ago (4 children)

back then, we all thought they were our normal breakfast spoons until we accidentally found photos of our roommates abusing them as sex toys

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 months ago

First i'm hearing of spoons that are specific to breakfast

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, vanilla person here: how does one use a spoon as a sex toy?

[–] elouboub@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

I'm more of a chocolate person and confused as well.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

Well wooden spoons can be used for spanking

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 13 points 8 months ago

I'm confused.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I need a picture of those spoons