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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You only slow down for food and bathrroms>

What about red lights?

Traffic?

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

We have these crazy things called Interstates over here that don't have traffic lights and range from 2-20 lanes to avoid even the appearance of traffic. Terms and conditions apply to the latter.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

only braking for food and bathrooms

only breaking for food and bathrooms

bathrroms> (Because I can't spell either)

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nope, everyone in Texas drives like we're playing Burnout: Revenge

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

For people wondering, this is true. When you cross the Texas border they automatically attach a small device to your car that allows you to survive any wreck and reset your car to being brand-new!

or at the very least, people here drive like they think this is true.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn't wanna say, but I've been to Dallas. You have too many lanes to be coming into mine.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

Except for the construction areas of 35, where five lanes will suddenly become two