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I have once again succeeded with a prank, tho shorter than I wanted.

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[โ€“] SHamblingSHapes@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, some HR person I've never met just chatted me "we need to talk, I'm calling your phone" with no context. We had layoffs three weeks ago. My heart rate went through the roof. She just wanted to remind me it's enrollment time and to pick my insurance and other benefits for next year.

I'm thinking about slashing her car tires and taking a dump on her front porch as a "prank" in return.

[โ€“] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rational and resonable response. Good luck