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[–] 03ari@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sadly yes...... waiting on that bug fix still..... I'm tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I'll have sex with them as a donation......

[–] vanZuider@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don't even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.