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The temptation is always there (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Real enterprise programmers know that everything should be on the stack... so they declare a List《void*》 in main.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

But we might need to add more features in the future so it might not just be a list in a few years. Better encapsulate it in a few layers of abstractions just to be safe.

[–] manapropos@lemmy.basedcount.com 3 points 11 months ago

Real enterprise programmers know you can get another job in the next year or two so fuck best practice